MOTHAFUCKINBEAMCANNONS

BEAM CANNONS™ NOW YALL WONDERING WHAT i MEAN BY BEAM CANNONS™ AND ABOUT TO TELL ME "WE ALREADY HAVE BEAM CANNONS™" BUT IMMA TELL YA YAAA WRONG MY NINJAS I AINT TALKIN BOUT NO [glow=pink,2,300]P[/glow]USSY SHIT LIKE IT MAY BE COOL AS SHIT BUT WE WANNA TURN THIS LIGHT SHOW INTO A [glow=green,2,300]RAVESHOW[/glow] HOW YOU ASK? WITH MOTHAFUCKIN BEAM CANNONS™ OF COURSE BUT WHAT ARE BEAM CANNONS YOU ASK? NINJA I'MMA SHOW YOU BUT DONT BE SURPRISED IF YOU CREAM YOUR PANTS WHILE ORGASMING IN DELIGHTFUL SPAMS OF PURE BLISS AS YOU TEAR THE HULLS OF SHIPS AND HARDENED NIPPLES EVERYTIME YOU HEAR MOTHA FUCKIN BEAM CANNONS™ FROM NOW ON NOW THESE ARE MOTHA FUUUCKIN BEAM CANNONS™ NOW IF YALL WANT TO SKIP TO MY FAVOURITE SOUND YALL CAN GO TO 00:52 KNOWS AS BVAS [glow=pink,2,300]D[/glow]ESTROYER OF VIRGINITIES NOW LETS SEE THESE ANAL AHHHNN~~ILALATORS IN ACTION IF MY HOMEBOYS WANNA SEE JUST SOME BEAM CANNONS™ ACTION SKIP TO 2:44 NOW THAT'S SOME SPARTAN LASER HALO 3 CUSTOM EDITION™ TIER SHIT "B-But how is it different from the first video" you ask? BECAUSE I CAME 5 TIMES INSTEAD OF 3 THAT'S HOW ITS DIFFERENT THEY BE DIRECTIONAL CHARGED LASERS DAT TAKE UP LOTS O ENERGY AND CAN BE PUT IN SHIPS THAT CAN ONLY BE LABELED AS SUPERCAPITALS MEANING YOU NOT ONLY HAVETA ATIM BUT DEY MOVE IN ON DIRECTION LIKE A LINE ORD DIAGONAL OR SOME SHIT HERES AN EXAMPLE FOR THOSE WHO LACK imaginatiooon AT 3:04 MY NINJAS "But how are you gonna balance it?" you ask NAPPA DO I LOOK LIKE SOME ALBERT CAMUS EINSTEIN MOTHAFUCKA TO YOU? FIND A MAY AND MAKE DIS GAME SOMETHING SPECIAL MAH WOM/MANS I AINT NO METH GENIUS ALL I KNOW IS DAT DEY OVERHEAT LIKE SAUSAGE IN A SAUNA AND THEY TAKE MORE ENERGY THAN YOUR WIFE TAKES YOUR MONEY AND IT COSTS FOURHUNDERED THOUSAND NIBBA WATTS FOR FIRE IT FOR 12 SCEONDS THAT CAN BE AS INNACURATE AS YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S SOCIAL AND POLITICAL CORRECTNESS DUE TO HOW IT GOES ↑↓→←↔ AND NEVER STRAIGHT AT WHAT YER AIMIN AT NOW THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THESE YELLOW DICK HARDENING BEAM CANNONS™ SO MAKE MAH DREAM COME TRUE HOMESLICE AND TAKE ME INTO A NIRVANA I HAVE NEVER ACHIEVED BEFORE AND FOREVER BE ON MY BLOWJOB LIST HOPE YALL CAN SUPPORT DIS AND I'M OUT PEACE *drops mic*